Thursday, May 25, 2006

Who wants to touch me?

(Have you heard my Eric Cartman imitation?) Yes, I saw the new Terrence and Phillip movie.  Who wants to touch me? I said who wants to fucking touch me?!?

Yes, it's ok to be jealous....I saw X-Men 3 before you.  Scored passes from the Edge and then they gave me two more cuz they forgot they gave me the first two so I was able to take my sis and the boys. 

I was worried that it wouldn't be as good as the first or second, but I worried needlessly.  It rocked! Alex and I both loved it and will inevitably see it again.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Forgive and Forget

Ok, maybe you won't forget, but I think it's very important to let it go. 

I firmly believe that it's ok to get mad and blow up and say whatever it is you have to say because it puts everything out in the open.  And once I've vented and destressed and let it all out, I let it go.  I really don't see the point in carrying around fodder for new arguments.  

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS, YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT, YOU NEVER SEEM TO....that kind of shit really irritates me.  I just don't get it.  Didn't we have that discussion?  Wasn't that all worked out?  Why do you want to come back and hit me with that now?   I don't think it's fair to hold past transgressions against me if you said it was done.  If it's not done, please don't let me think it is. 

Yes, I'm spoiled and opinionated and a pain in the ass, in general, but you knew that going in.  Lately, I'm just worn out trying to be someone else. 

Is that a chip on my shoulder?  Well if it is, it's a delicately balanced chip.  And it you're one to take offense, perhaps you should take a moment to analyze your desperate need to knock it off.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Hut One

Texas is SERIOUS about some football.  Tonight was the second time I was out to dinner and someone tried to recruit my son for Pee Wee football.  The boy is eight.  I know he's built like a linebacker, but come on....eight!  Is it just me or is something wrong with this picture?

Of course, I suppose we could call it grooming.  You know, for high school ball so he can get a scholarship for college so he can be a first round draft pick because Mommy needs a new Mercedes.  Yay football!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Mommy, when is Big Boy Day?

We got free tickets to the Desperados game, coupons for 3 Croissandwiches and a free Papa John's pizza. 

So how the hell did I spend $60 and all I have to show is a $5 tshirt?  One day my son will understand that every day is Big Boy Day.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Free stuff rules

Yesterday I won tickets from the Edge...to see the Dallas Desperados play this Friday, to the Wildflower fest on the 19th and to the opening of Xmen 3. 

I thought I was dialing for Edgefest tickets, but this is still pretty sweet.

Friday, May 5, 2006

4 to 6 weeks

My face has betrayed me quite tragically.  It started about a year or so ago with an occasional zit, a touch of redness some days.  Now, it's in a perpetual state of broken out.  I firmly believe that some jealous bizznitch gave me the evil eye.  El Ojo...you know what I mean.

So I go to Walmart and look at Oil of Olay Total Effects anti-wrinkle, anti-blemish moisturizer.  1.7 oz --$24.00.  There are illegal drugs that don't cost that much an ounce.  And the stuff is *gauranteed* for you to *begin* seeing results in 4 to 6 weeks.  What a kick in the ass...but I figured in 4 to 6 weeks I could *begin* to see results or still be wearing the same traitorous skin.  So here I am 4 weeks later and yes, I am *beginning* to see results and I figure in a week or two, it will be time to make a choice.  To shell out another $24 and hope I continue to see results -or- try something less expensive and hope for continued success.  Oil of Olay.  My latest addiction.  There is no rehab

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

'Tis the season

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Bring on the seasoning.  It's had to be at least 85 degrees out today. Yes, children, it's that time again.  Barbeque season!  Time to break out the grill and eat a ridiculous amount of meat.

What I need from you is your favorite cook out foods and favorite memory.

I love grilled chicken, frijoles borachos and Veronica's potato salad with an ice cold coke.  YUM!  I will never forget the time Josh took a giant hamburger patty, put it between 2 tortillas and called it a taco burger. 

 

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Monday, May 1, 2006

Say it, duck

While walking along the river, a plump white duck waddled up to me.  He looked at me and tilted his head.  Despite my pleadings, he just wouldn't say it.   AFLAC!