Doing Time

It finally happened. I am doing time in Facebook jail. I think I'm about halfway through my 24 hours. You may be wondering what awful things I've done that would warrant my punishment. All I know is that Facebook has no sense of humor, their algorithm doesn't understand nuance and hypothetical violence isn't actual plotting. My first warning was for calling a stupid cunt a stupid cunt. Warning 2 was for saying I'd beat Spam Likely's ass. I think we all know I couldn't beat a robodialer if I had the energy or desire to find it. I don't. At all. The third strike and reason for my banishment I can almost understand, but not really. I suggested running over or possibly shooting the person attacking cars. There was a video in Laredo, where I have family, of this guy jumping on the hood of an suv and Hulk smashing the windshield. Now as a logical, middle class, bleeding heart American, I worry about his health and safety. As someone who loves my family, if it's him or the ones I love, Adíos Felicio! So try not to miss me too much today. I still think you're funny, I love your picture, I care about your kiddies and wish you all the best in this journey of life... at least the parts about which you post. Hasta tomorrow!