You know you're from
1. You think rims look nice on your mini-van
2. When you can buy a hot dog and your weave at the candy store
3. You tell your kids that the VILLAGE is the mall
4. Going to the flea market is ""going out""
5. You need a quarter to get your shopping cart at ALDIs
6. You ATM card says HOOSIER WORKS
7. AAAArabs run all the gas stations
8. Leroy and Tyrone are your cousins.
9. Your baby daddy is my baby daddy
10. You take out of town guests to the boat.
11. You know what a po-po is
12. You got 50 cent on the gas money
13. You have expired, stolen, or tampered license plates
14. You know all the projects: Ivanhoe, Delaney....
15. When the po-pos ask - you aint seen shit.
16. But you called the po-pos without *67
17. You drive to the state line every Sunday.
18. The crack head will pump your gas for a dime.
19. You know what peachy-peach pop is.
20. You list the
21. You have to open your car door to use the drive-thru at Rally's
Did I miss any?
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