Great minds think alike

I member going to the Bon Jovi show and having to pee afterwards cuz Juana got us each gallon sized Cokes.  There has got to be 30 lines of stalls with 30 toilets in each line at Tinley Park so when we saw a single file line of women, Juana and I decided to let them stand there and go around them.  As we walked in, this middle-aged, white lady points her finger at me and says, "You're cutting and that's not right."  to which I turned and replied, "Kiss my ass."  My darling sister was ahead of me and missed this transaction and asked me what happened.  I told her what that lady said to which she replied, "Did you tell her to kiss your ass?"