survey for you!

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
I can't see making the Son of God pay for dinner.

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it?
Maria Gonzalez...it's believable and there are millions of them. They'd never find me.

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Louisiana. I'm out of sympathy.

4. You wake up AS the opposite gender - what's the one thing you wanna try?
Peeing my name in the snow

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
han solo...older men are hot

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
EZ Bake oven

7. Top celebrities you have crushed on?
jon bon jovi, trent reznor, david gahan, anthony hopkins

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
history of violent crime, asking me to borrow money, incurable body odor

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Night of the Living Dead (the original)

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Ever? Can't recall. But just today I said, "I wouldn't do that in the depths of a crack smoking hallucination" to a client. DOH!

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution. What's your last meal?
Luigi's BBQ chicken wings with fries, a 2 liter of Coca-cola, and a cheesecake with strawberries.

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
visit Disneyland

13. Before you die you want to go to...?
London

14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
win the lottery

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
dolphin

16. A drug you'll never try?
heroin.

17. If you were an animal, what would you be?
a fat housecat

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12, who would it be?
no clue.

19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I had to practice smiling cuz ppl told me I always looked mad.

20. First celebrity crush?
Jon Bon Jovi....still want him

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
a big gun with a silencer and laser aiming thingee

22. With whom did you share the most memorable time of your life?
My mom was there when Alex was born...though I wish she had been elsewhere.

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc.)?
banana pancakes

24. Favorite parody movie?
Scary Movie

25. Worst way to die?
slowly

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Michael's nasty leg

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
broken foot

28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
food, family, not working

29. Sport you hate the most?
is nascar a sport?

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
new york, new york

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
men.

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
actor: anthony hopkins. actress: julia roberts

33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
I'm just saying

34. What makes an awesome party?
good friends, food, music

35. What's your material obsession?
used to be my cell.... I love shoes. lots of shoes.

36. What's something most would consider an insult, but you enjoy having said about you?
She's shameless.

37. What's something most would consider a compliment but you hate being said about you?
beautiful...

38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
corndogs

39. Morning or night person?
Night.

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
singing

41. Weirdest eBay purchase?
a book of William Blake's illustrations for the Book of Job...it was gonna be a gift.

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
pizza

43. Its Saturday at 3am. Where are you?
probably sleeping

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Josh if he has money

45. Worst job you've ever had?
Arby's.

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
talking to strangers and, lately, assigning nicknames to everyone I know

47. Favorite cereal?
Cinnamon Life or Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch

48. Book you could read repeatedly?
The Giving Tree

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Told the truth. It was evil.

50. Tell an interesting story about the last person to fill this out.
Once upon a time, (this story is made up, officer, I swear) Josh was visiting me in Texas. I wanted a doormat. Not just *any* doormat...a BIG, BLUE BLOCKBUSTER doormat. I eyed it covetously for months becuase in Texas, they kept them outside on the sidewalk. One night/early morning I pulled up to the Blockbuster and Josh ran out, grabbed the 4' x 6' mat, wadded it up and threw it in the back seat. Then he jumped in the car and yelled, "Drive! Drive!!!" We then drove back the apartment and spent 15-20 minutes emphatically wiping our feet and cracking up hysterically.