I sleep now?

I am so friggin tired of being sick.  I swear I thought I was gonna cough up a tonsil.  It hurts to cough.  It hurts to breath.  If I breath with my nose, I don't get enough air, if I open my mouth, I look retarded and get dehydrated. 

My plans for tonight are shot.  I just know I'm gonna end up needing a shot.  I'm so not happy.  I actually have to work.  I'm tired.  I'm cranky.  I'm fresh out of give-a-shits and people keep talking to me.  

 Please make them leave me alone.