I'm screwed if insanity is hereditary

New report cards came out last week.  Alex made the A-B honor roll again.  I'm happy to say each of his grades went up at least 3 percentage points and he got 99% in spelling, which was his weakest subject at the start of the year.  He's been working hard this semester.  I gave him $10 for his hard work.  His daddy did too.  Mama & Dad sent a card with $20 today and his Gramma and Grampa are sending something too.  I'm so proud of my baby.  Hard work paid off.  Literally. 

My mama is so generous.  Of course, I don't know when the hell that started cuz all I got for my A-B honor roll as a kid was yelled at for not making straight A's  ...crazy old woman.