Mad, Stupid, Crazy, Ridiculously Busy

Scott is off today so I'm doing his job and my job and someone else's job who doesn't work for this company.  (God bless our customers)   I'm making the same hourly rate.  Hardly seems fair.  I keep getting stopped as I speedwalk through the warehouse with, "I know you're busy but..."  I walk and talk, but I have to stop because no one seems willing to walk and talk with me.  They stand still and watch me go.  All the office staff went to lunch at the same time.  It's seriously impeding my ability to do Scott's job because I need to be out in the production & storaga areas where there are no phones.  I'm tempted to forward the company's calls to my cell phone.  Being tied to my desk means stuff is piling up out there.  I'm frustrated.  I'm cranky.  I forgot to make the potato salad for Cubscouts.  I raced through my work just to be tied to this desk.  On the verge of yelling just to yell.  Losing it.