I purchased a wedding dress on ebay for $50.  It was originally $600.  I had it deliverd to work because the apartment office is closed by the time I get home.  I figured even if it's not as nice as I hoped or it didn't fit that I could always re-llist it and get my money back.

I tried it on after lunch.  It is so perfect I started crying like the crybaby I am.  Oh my God.  It's the right length and everything.  You will not believe how good I look in this dress. 

I win!

p.s.  No, Hater, I'm not wearing my $ .90 shoes.