My Husband is smoking crack

I went to Ticketmaster to see when Bon Jovi is touring.  It appears they're playing in New Jersey until November.  Out of curiousity I checked to see how much tickets are.  Ready?  No, you're not.  I know I wasn't.  Floor seats are $303 each plus the Ticketmaster fee.  Looks like I won't be seeing Jon and the boys afterall.