We're going to the 'ship!

We're going to the 'Ship.
We're going to the 'Ship
                                   Who are we!?!    Eagles!!!
                                   Who's the best!?! Eagles!!!
                     to the ship
                                          gonna win!?! Eagles!!!

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Now if you're ghetto, you can hear the rhythm of the chanting in your head.  You can probably visualize the boys bouncing as they jam.  For those of  you who are unfortunate enough to have been raised in white America, this is how 9 and 10 year old boys celebrate winning the semi-finals and brag about going to the City Championship.  (What ship?  The Champion Ship... championship...ship...  oooohhhhh! you get it now!)  They also do the Soldier Boy dance...even my baby knows it.  He only looks white.

Good times.  So if you find yourself in Irving this Saturday with nothing to do, stop by the City Championships and root for the Eagles.  Green and Black, baby!  We're up against the self-proclaimed Christian team whose players literally kick our players when they're down and shoves their hands through face masks to poke our boys in the eye.  Bring your signs, "Jesus loves the Eagles!"  "The Good Lord is an Eagles Fan!"  or even just "Go Eagles!"