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I'm chopping off my hair.  I'd shave it all off if I were really bold, but my head is large and funny-shaped. 

In the movies women cut their hair when they cut ties with reality.  I've never felt that close to reality, myself.   I just feel the need for a change.

I dunno whether to wait for Alex to come back or do it and just see what he says.  When he was 2 or 3, he used to take out whatever I had holding my hair up.  Then he'd say, ""Now you're mommy."" and then I'd put it up and he'd get irritated and say, ""Cindy, Cindy, Cindy, Cindy"" and go about taking my hair tie out.  I asked what about when it's half up and he said, ""then you're Cindy-Mommy.""