off the high horse and into the gutter

The following is an email exchange.   Note how I go from beautiful to average to ugly in just seconds.  These are in readable order.  I obviously did not correct for spelling or grammar.

 

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michael  wrote:

Hello how are you,my name is Michael and i liked what you said on your (redacted) ad.Well i dont know what your age range is but im 38,never been maried and i do have one son.I will tell you a little bit about me.Im a white handsome male,6ft 220 lbs short blonde hair blue eyes,i dont smoke and drink very little if any.I do have a preference towards women i do love plus sized or bbw only and im proud of it.Also i prefer somene who is mexican or hispanic.Im a very out going person,well liked and nice to be around.I dont play games and im looking for something Long Term.I dont do bars or clubs,its just not my style,but if im out with that special someone i will go where she wants to go.Well i do have a pic if you want to see it go to www.myspace.com/busaman007 well i guess if you like then i would like to hear from you have a great day, Beautiful

Michael

 

cindy  wrote:

Hi there.  Your myspace page looks like you have your hands full with a couple of different women.

 

michael wrote:

Hey i have like 7 friends on there,and is that going to keep me from getting to know your better as a person,they are just friends.Im not like most people that have 20 or more friends on there.Well i would just like a chance with you,if you cant offer that then you must not be that interested in finding a good man have a great day

 

cindy  wrote:

I have over 40 friends, but none of them want to play naked twister or leave messages containing sexual innuendo.  Your high horse does not impress me.

 

Michael wrote:

Well i guess your really not looking for a good man then.I wont send you anymore emails after this.Your playing hard to get,and your not worth it.What it really boils down to is,your jealous that i do have some Beautiful women on there and your just a average women who thinks she is all that but in all realality your not shit.The reason why your single is cause another man got tired of your same old shit and dump you.NOW YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEING SINGLE AND TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE THAT WILL LIKE YOU,WELL GOOD LUCK.Also if you send me a reply back i wont even read it,I WILL JUST DELETE IT SO DONT TRY IT.Well u can stay on that high horse,and maybe thats what you need is a horse cause your a cow.You just Wish you were Beautiful like the women i have on there.Stay FAT,UGLY AND SINGLE.

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I sent him one more email and told him to have a great day.  I don't play hard to get.  I go right after what I want, I'm aggressive that way.  But I don't want some fool who thinks it's ok to play me for a dumbass.  He's obviously special....like the Olympics.  That one chick loves him.  I don't compete for men as hot as Brad Pitt, I'm sure as hell not competing for an old, childish, inbred, backwards, backwoods, redneck, bald man.  Yes, I want a good man that's why I'm NOT going for him.  As for liking big girls, he sure did use the word ""fat"" like it was an insult.  And single is not a bad thing.  Not knowing how to spell ""you're"", that's a bad thing.  Desperation to be with someone because you can't stand yourself, that's a bad thing.  Pretending to be nice for 30 seconds when you're a 24-hour asshole, that's a bad thing.  Thinking I can be played, well, that's just assinine.