violence and alcohol

I've had to do a lot of work in the past two days after not doing a whole hell of a lot for past two weeks.  It's taken a toll on me.  I'm ready to kick John S. in the face with my golf cleats.  Ok...I don't actually own golf cleats and he's 6'3"" and I'm 5'4"" so I probably couldn't reach.  Hmm.  I'll go to the thrift store and get some golf cleats and wait till he's sitting down...and *then* I'll kick him in the face.

I'm so glad today is Friday...and I took Monday off.  Yay!  Go me!  Uh-huh! I need a frozen margarita and a massage.  If you can provide either, call me.